urn:ff:fimfiction:story:126741 Kaidan https://www.fimfiction.net/user/86308 2014-01-06T11:20:14-05:00

Have you ever woken up as a vegan cartoon pony? I have, and she won’t shut up about it. I’m stuck in her body as our minds swap control and our memories blur. I’m not sure I can survive the rest of the day, let alone until we fix it [Teen, Complete, 94475 words]

Have you ever woken up as a vegetarian cartoon pony? I have, and she won’t shut up about it. I’m stuck in her body as our minds swap control and our memories blur. I can’t seem to do anything right, and it’s even worse when she’s in charge. Now, we’re in a back and forth war for control of her body. I just want to eat meat again, and have a little personal space. She’s convinced I’m hitting on her friends and trying to score. I’m not sure I can survive the rest of the day, let alone until we fix this. Edits by: [url=http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Selbi]Selbi[/url], [url=http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Abcron]Abcron[/url], [url=http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Breath+of+Plagues]Breath of Plagues[/url], [url=http://www.fimfiction.net/user/ReFro]Refro[/url], [url=http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Jaestring]Jaestring[/url], [url=http://www.fimfiction.net/user/the+parasprite]The Parasprite[/url], [url=http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Starbound+Gurren]Starbound Gurren[/url] Pre-read by: [url=http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Skeeter%20The%20Lurker]SkeeterTL[/url], [url=http://www.fimfiction.net/user/SolidFire]Solidfire[/url], [url=http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Penjacker]Penjacker[/url], [url=http://www.fimfiction.net/user/TypewriterError]TypewriterError[/url], [url=http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Pearple+Prose]Pearple Prose[/url] (It took all of them to corral my insanity.) Cover art by [url=http://tsitra360.deviantart.com/]Tsitra360[/url] [color=red]V1.1-Rated teen sex for strong innuendo.[/color] [color=red]V1.2-Pinkie Pie now enforcing RIAA guidelines.[/color] <ul class="chapters"> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/126741/1/dash-of-humanity/1-unexpected-house-guest">1. Unexpected House Guest</a> (5105 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/126741/2/dash-of-humanity/2-awkward-misadventure-for-two">2. Awkward Misadventure for Two</a> (4883 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/126741/3/dash-of-humanity/3-new-pony-party">3. New Pony Party</a> (5704 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/126741/4/dash-of-humanity/4-three-can-keep-a-secret">4. Three Can Keep a Secret</a> (5767 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/126741/5/dash-of-humanity/5-attempts-at-normalcy">5. Attempts at Normalcy</a> (5382 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/126741/6/dash-of-humanity/6-facing-reality">6. Facing Reality</a> (7040 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/126741/7/dash-of-humanity/7-that-escalated-quickly">7. That Escalated Quickly</a> (7126 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/126741/8/dash-of-humanity/8-the-20th-century-limited">8. The 20th Century Limited</a> (4127 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/126741/9/dash-of-humanity/9-full-of-surprises">9. Full of Surprises</a> (6244 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/126741/10/dash-of-humanity/10-same-crap-different-day">10. Same Crap, Different Day</a> (7363 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/126741/11/dash-of-humanity/11-we-need-to-go-deeper">11. We Need To Go Deeper.</a> (4525 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/126741/12/dash-of-humanity/12-in-sickness-and-health">12. In Sickness And Health</a> (5314 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/126741/13/dash-of-humanity/13-blackout">13. Blackout</a> (3605 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/126741/14/dash-of-humanity/14-never-a-dull-moment">14. Never a Dull Moment</a> (6861 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/126741/15/dash-of-humanity/15-dash-of-insanity">15. Dash of Insanity</a> (6643 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/126741/16/dash-of-humanity/16-in-the-end">16. In The End</a> (4907 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/126741/17/dash-of-humanity/17-epilogue">17. Epilogue</a> (1579 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/126741/18/dash-of-humanity/bonus-dashs-journal-prequel-edition">---- Bonus: Dash's Journal, prequel edition ----</a> (2300 words)</li> </ul>