urn:ff:fimfiction:story:154038 Kaidan https://www.fimfiction.net/user/86308 2014-11-09T15:22:41-05:00

I'm stuck in Equestria, which reminds me of the dark ages. Instead of internet and fast-food, I have Rainbow Dash. She's been asked to help me learn to fit in... I'd like a refund. [Teen, Complete, 72599 words]

I'm stuck in Equestria, which reminds me of the dark ages. Instead of internet and fast-food, I have Rainbow Dash. She's been asked to help me learn to fit in... I'd like a refund. I suppose we got off to a good start, aside from being told that after all I'd done I'd never see Earth again. So long as I can look on the bright side of life, and not get arrested for running pranks on everypony with Dash, I might just survive long enough to find my purpose in Equestria. So help me, however, if I get any vegetable related cutie marks I [i]will[/i] choke a Princess. Cover Art by [url=http://jinzhan.deviantart.com/art/Relaxing-Moment-470067924]JinZahn[/url] Sequel to [url=http://www.fimfiction.net/story/126741/dash-of-humanity]Dash of Humanity[/url] Edited by: [url=http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Selbi]Selbi[/url], [url=http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Abcron]Abcron[/url], [url=http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Cassius+Littner]Cassius Litner[/url], [url=http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Seven+Fates]Seven Fates[/url], [url=http://www.fimfiction.net/user/ReFro]Refro[/url], [url=http://www.fimfiction.net/user/BronyWriter]BronyWriter[/url] <ul class="chapters"> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/154038/1/dash-of-humanity-2-a-new-dawn/1-for-a-new-dawn">1. For a New Dawn</a> (5202 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/154038/2/dash-of-humanity-2-a-new-dawn/2-housewarming-gifts">2. Housewarming Gifts</a> (3536 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/154038/3/dash-of-humanity-2-a-new-dawn/3-lowering-expectations">3. Lowering Expectations</a> (5028 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/154038/4/dash-of-humanity-2-a-new-dawn/4-dont-grumble-give-a-whistle">4. Don't Grumble, Give a Whistle</a> (2739 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/154038/5/dash-of-humanity-2-a-new-dawn/5-a-normal-day-in-ponyville">5. A Normal Day in Ponyville</a> (4314 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/154038/6/dash-of-humanity-2-a-new-dawn/6-its-about-time">6. It's About Time</a> (3294 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/154038/7/dash-of-humanity-2-a-new-dawn/7-a-day-to-remember">7. A Day to Remember</a> (10069 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/154038/8/dash-of-humanity-2-a-new-dawn/8-iron-pony">8. Iron Pony</a> (5783 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/154038/9/dash-of-humanity-2-a-new-dawn/9-trip-to-canterlot">9. Trip to Canterlot</a> (5013 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/154038/10/dash-of-humanity-2-a-new-dawn/10-wrench-in-the-gears">10. Wrench in the Gears</a> (4367 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/154038/11/dash-of-humanity-2-a-new-dawn/11-face-your-fears">11. Face Your Fears</a> (3644 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/154038/12/dash-of-humanity-2-a-new-dawn/12-melancholy">12. Melancholy</a> (3587 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/154038/13/dash-of-humanity-2-a-new-dawn/13-dawns-pardon">13. Dawn's Pardon</a> (3507 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/154038/14/dash-of-humanity-2-a-new-dawn/14-the-hunt-for-knight-captain-armor">14. The Hunt for Knight-Captain Armor</a> (5126 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/154038/15/dash-of-humanity-2-a-new-dawn/15-heart-of-darkness">15. Heart of Darkness</a> (5259 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/154038/16/dash-of-humanity-2-a-new-dawn/16-welcome-home-epilogue">16. Welcome Home - Epilogue</a> (1660 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/154038/17/dash-of-humanity-2-a-new-dawn/17-the-next-day-epilogue">17. The next day - Epilogue</a> (471 words)</li> </ul>