urn:ff:fimfiction:story:164364 little big pony https://www.fimfiction.net/user/61351 2015-09-07T15:55:57-05:00

A cutsie little love story between a human and best princess [Everyone, Complete, 131628 words]

Twilight, seeing that her friend needed a little bit of companionship, decided to help him get a date. But boy, did he aim a little too high for her taste. Now, her and Spike need to help this putz of a human snatch a date from one of the most undateable beings on the planet, Princess Celestia. Needless to say, they're doomed. Cover art used with permission by [url=http://lydia-rawr.deviantart.com/]Lydia-Rawr[/url] Warning: Story will contain horrible romance clichés, cutsieness, and all around silliness. You have been warned. <ul class="chapters"> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/164364/1/how-to-court-alicorns-a-humans-guide/step-one-pick-your-target">Step One: Pick your Target</a> (3106 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/164364/2/how-to-court-alicorns-a-humans-guide/step-two-find-a-base-of-operations">Step Two: Find a Base of Operations</a> (6120 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/164364/3/how-to-court-alicorns-a-humans-guide/step-three-get-her-to-notice-you-or-hurting-yourself-is-okay-if-girls-are-watching">Step Three: Get Her to Notice You ( Or, hurting yourself is okay if girls are watching)</a> (4681 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/164364/4/how-to-court-alicorns-a-humans-guide/step-four-always-pay-for-lunch-even-if-you-cant-afford-it">Step Four: Always pay for Lunch (Even if You Can't Afford It)</a> (5540 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/164364/5/how-to-court-alicorns-a-humans-guide/step-five-when-in-doubt-go-all-in-and-ask-her-out">Step Five: When in Doubt, Go All In and Ask Her Out </a> (4539 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/164364/6/how-to-court-alicorns-a-humans-guide/step-six-doing-love-scenes-from-movies-doesnt-workall-the-time">Step Six: Doing Love Scenes From Movies Doesn't Work...All the Time</a> (4757 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/164364/7/how-to-court-alicorns-a-humans-guide/step-seven-remember-things-will-happen-behind-the-scenes">Step Seven: Remember, Things WILL Happen Behind the Scenes</a> (4644 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/164364/8/how-to-court-alicorns-a-humans-guide/step-eight-jealously-is-your-best-friend-pt1">Step Eight: Jealously is Your Best Friend Pt.1</a> (3241 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/164364/9/how-to-court-alicorns-a-humans-guide/step-eight-jealously-is-your-best-friend-pt2">Step Eight: Jealously is Your Best Friend Pt.2</a> (4851 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/164364/10/how-to-court-alicorns-a-humans-guide/step-nine-keep-strong-and-dont-give-up">Step Nine: Keep Strong and Don't Give Up!</a> (5354 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/164364/11/how-to-court-alicorns-a-humans-guide/step-ten-redacted">Step Ten... [REDACTED]</a> (7732 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/164364/12/how-to-court-alicorns-a-humans-guide/redacted">...[Redacted]...</a> (5418 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/164364/13/how-to-court-alicorns-a-humans-guide/how-to-date-alicorns-a-humans-guide">How to Date Alicorns: A Human's Guide</a> (5713 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/164364/14/how-to-court-alicorns-a-humans-guide/step-one-you-got-the-date-now-you-just-need-to-not-panic">Step One: You Got the Date; Now You Just Need to Not Panic.... </a> (4567 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/164364/15/how-to-court-alicorns-a-humans-guide/step-two-part-1-remember-to-bring-flowers">Step Two (Part 1): Remember to Bring Flowers</a> (6776 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/164364/16/how-to-court-alicorns-a-humans-guide/step-two-part-two-make-sure-to-bring-water-wings">Step Two (part two): Make Sure to Bring Water Wings</a> (4685 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/164364/17/how-to-court-alicorns-a-humans-guide/step-two-part-3-dont-question-the-feather">Step Two (part 3): Don't Question the Feather</a> (5673 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/164364/18/how-to-court-alicorns-a-humans-guide/step-three-redacted">Step Three... [REDACTED]</a> (2836 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/164364/19/how-to-court-alicorns-a-humans-guide/step-three-another-date-awaits-make-sure-you-dont-mess-this-one-up">Step Three: Another Date Awaits! Make Sure You Don't Mess This One Up </a> (5563 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/164364/20/how-to-court-alicorns-a-humans-guide/step-four-dont-let-a-rainy-day-take-your-sunshine-away">Step Four: Don't Let A Rainy Day Take Your Sunshine Away</a> (8191 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/164364/21/how-to-court-alicorns-a-humans-guide/step-four-part-1-pancakes">Step Four (Part 1) : PANCAKES!!!</a> (7125 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/164364/22/how-to-court-alicorns-a-humans-guide/step-redacted">Step [REDACTED]</a> (3143 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/164364/23/how-to-court-alicorns-a-humans-guide/step-five-get-that-kiss">Step Five: Get that Kiss!</a> (6294 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/164364/24/how-to-court-alicorns-a-humans-guide/step-six-pop-the-question">Step Six: Pop the Question</a> (10999 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/164364/25/how-to-court-alicorns-a-humans-guide/disclaimer">DISCLAIMER</a> (80 words)</li> </ul>