urn:ff:fimfiction:story:374060 LucidDreamer https://www.fimfiction.net/user/300318 2019-08-08T12:24:06-05:00

So I woke up this morning to find out I'm some Lovecraftian Eldritch Horror, Elder God thing. That however is not the issue. The problem is being said Eldritch Horror in a bright colorful land of magic and talking ponies. [Mature, Cancelled, 33996 words]

So I woke up this morning as a purple tentacled horror right out of Lovecraft. Most would be worried by this. I on the other hand had only so many f***s to give, and I intended to save them for more important things. Thankfully my apartment's fine despite the spontaneous Elder Godhood. As is my collection of nerdery. Which is a plus. I'd've not been happy if anything was damaged. Yes, I care about my stuff more than the fact I'd been changed, so sue me. The problem is my apartment apparently came with me to Equestria. How do I know it's Equestria? Well I'm next door neighbor's to a very purple unicorn living in a house-tree and a cute blond-maned filly. Now I have to deal with getting reverse adopted by a filly, dealing with a neurotic purple unicorn who thinks I'm evil, and trying to live a 'normal' life in a land of friendship and magic as an Overpowered Eldritch Monster with Godlike Powers. If I could only figure out how to 'use ' said Godlike Powers.... Hey look, it has a non-canon side-story: [url=https://www.fimfiction.net/story/374772/a-loli-a-horror-and-far-too-many-tentacles]A Loli, A Horror, and Far Too Many Tentacles[/url] Set in Season One. Rated Teen for Language. (Updated to Mature.) The Sex tag is just in case of any sexual references or innuendo in conversations. The Alternate Universe tag is there because I intend to do certain canon things out of order. Current editor: Haloboy11721 New Cover art by [url=https://www.fimfiction.net/user/Aprion]Aprion[/url] Much love for the art! :pinkiehappy: WAT!? Featured already!? Really!? Because Magic. It’s featured again on June 24th, 2017. Again.... Again on April 24th, 2018 Seriously, people must like this. June 18th, 2018 <ul class="chapters"> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/374060/1/my-life-as-an-eldritch-horror/so-i-have-tentacles-now-cool-edited">So... I have tentacles now... Cool. (Edited)</a> (3848 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/374060/2/my-life-as-an-eldritch-horror/foals-a-creepy-lyrist-and-the-friends-of-a-neurotic-unicorn-edited">Foals, a Creepy Lyrist, and the friends of a Neurotic Unicorn. (Edited)</a> (2672 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/374060/3/my-life-as-an-eldritch-horror/a-conversation-between-a-princess-and-a-god-or-lyra-scares-the-hell-out-of-me-edited">A Conversation Between a Princess and a God, or Lyra scares the Hell out of me. (Edited)</a> (2945 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/374060/4/my-life-as-an-eldritch-horror/a-mothers-wrath-or-derpy-mishears-something-and-punches-me-in-the-face-edited">A Mother's Wrath, or Derpy mishears something and punches me in the face. (Edited)</a> (2141 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/374060/5/my-life-as-an-eldritch-horror/an-unwanted-party-or-who-are-all-you-people-edited">An Unwanted Party, or WHO ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE?! (Edited)</a> (2316 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/374060/6/my-life-as-an-eldritch-horror/the-great-ponyville-dubstep-war-eldritch-vs-dj-pon-3-edited">The Great Ponyville Dubstep War: Eldritch vs. DJ Pon-3 (Edited)</a> (1452 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/374060/7/my-life-as-an-eldritch-horror/hanging-with-lyra-and-modifying-my-house-or-ive-watched-way-too-much-hgtv-edited">Hanging with Lyra and modifying my house, or I've watched way too much HGTV (Edited)</a> (2150 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/374060/8/my-life-as-an-eldritch-horror/twilight-yells-at-me-twilight-gets-a-talking-to-and-i-make-a-more-permanent-living-arrangement-edited">Twilight yells at me, Twilight gets a talking to, and I make a more permanent living arrangement. (Edited)</a> (1338 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/374060/9/my-life-as-an-eldritch-horror/my-new-home-reworked">My New Home (Reworked)</a> (3525 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/374060/10/my-life-as-an-eldritch-horror/how-to-get-to-canterlot-or-the-creation-of-the-a-team">How to get to Canterlot, or the creation of the A-Team.</a> (2082 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/374060/11/my-life-as-an-eldritch-horror/storming-a-castle">Storming a Castle</a> (3187 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/374060/12/my-life-as-an-eldritch-horror/of-stealth-mares-and-lovebugs">Of Stealth Mares and Lovebugs</a> (1424 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/374060/13/my-life-as-an-eldritch-horror/story-time-and-running-out-of-fs-to-give-or-thats-it-time-to-leave">Story Time and running out of f***s to give (or, That's it! Time to leave!)</a> (3288 words)</li> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/374060/14/my-life-as-an-eldritch-horror/i-return-with-a-princess">I Return (with a princess)</a> (1628 words)</li> </ul>