urn:ff:fimfiction:story:62815 Fiddlebottoms https://www.fimfiction.net/user/26330 2012-11-16T07:40:01-05:00

King Sombra tells his story to Twilight. Crystal Ponies are terrible, and you shouldn't help them. [Teen, Complete, 4143 words]

After conquering yet another ancient evil, Twilight returns to her library. There, she encounters the ghost of King Sombra, who delivers a terrible warning about the dangers of helping emopones. A touching, heartfelt tragedy, except it was written by Fiddlebottoms, so it is not. <ul class="chapters"> <li><a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/62815/1/the-woeful-sad-sorrow-of-king-sombra/melancholy-and-the-infinite-stupid">Melancholy and the Infinite Stupid</a> (4143 words)</li> </ul>